totallynotabrony: shlabam: There’s apparently a new reality competition show out next month on the History Channel called “Full Metal Jousting”. It’s about jousting. Just a bunch of ripped dudes, riding horses at high speeds so they can hit each other with lances, for a $100,000 prize. I don’t have any jokes or anything about this. This sounds completely and thoroughly entertaining, and I eagerly await watching it every week and getting really emotionally invested in the drama and spectacle of this incredibly violent and honestly ridiculous sport. I bet someone gets permanently blinded in the first three episodes. I can’t wait. That’s exactly what it is, though no one got blinded first season Fucking incredible

totallynotabrony:

shlabam:

There’s apparently a new reality competition show out next month on the History Channel called “Full Metal Jousting”. It’s about jousting. Just a bunch of ripped dudes, riding horses at high speeds so they can hit each other with lances, for a $100,000 prize.

I don’t have any jokes or anything about this. This sounds completely and thoroughly entertaining, and I eagerly await watching it every week and getting really emotionally invested in the drama and spectacle of this incredibly violent and honestly ridiculous sport.

I bet someone gets permanently blinded in the first three episodes. I can’t wait.

That’s exactly what it is, though no one got blinded first season

Fucking incredible

Reblogged 3 months ago from totallynotagentphilcoulson (Originally from shlabam)
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  3. brigittecrowder reblogged this from shlabam and added:
    This….this cannot be
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  5. krad-eelav reblogged this from blitzkriegfurdummies and added:
    This might be the only reality show worth watching. 8D
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  9. blueforthevirus reblogged this from shlabam and added:
    You better bet your sorry ass I’ll be...this. Fucking Jesus. It looks like Iron Man...
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  12. bendiestraws reblogged this from aquafizzy10 and added:
    I’m not going to lie, I really want one to have colors like Iron Man. /cackles and leaves to be a horrible person
  13. aquafizzy10 reblogged this from nightmareloki
  14. turnabout-taisa reblogged this from nightmareloki and added:
    …It’s kind of an example of teaching to the lowest common denominator… but… jousting. Yes.
  15. wyrd-wight reblogged this from irrumatio and added:
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  16. sassyvonbat reblogged this from nightmareloki
  17. irrumatio reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    I never knew I needed this UNTIL NOW
  18. ruledbyboreddom reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    Severe urge to want to watch this. What the fuck is wrong with me?
  19. combustiblelemon reblogged this from nightmareloki
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  21. traptin85 reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    if there was permanent injury they wouldn’t show it
  22. panicsheep reblogged this from nightmareloki and added:
    Okay, ye olde game show violence. Cool, but when are we going to have actual history back instead of Pawn Stars or stuff...
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  24. jaysonhasdrainbamage reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    Fucking incredible
  25. gamegeneral reblogged this from nightmareloki and added:
    Wasn’t there, like, a king who was alive for three fucking days with the end of a lance embedded in his brain,...